"Politically Correct seasonal greeting" joke

"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice but with no implication that you have a religious persuasion, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to practice a religion at all."
Adding all my wishes for the same to you and yours, Jeff.
Note: the preceding was forwarded from 'The Globe and Mail', quoting Gerry Furney, the mayor of Port McNeill, British Columbia, Canada this morning.

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