"Politically Correct National Football League" joke

The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes and schedules for the' 99 season:

The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on in week 5. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Uninvited Guests, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.

In Week 6, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.

The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9. And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market.

Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country. Also that week the Tennessee Mythological Large Greek People will tangle with Spotted Carnivorous Cats from Jacksonville. Meanwhile the Kansas City Native American Leaders will host the Oakland Seekers of Fortune in a key interdivision game.

Late in the season, the playoffs may be determined by the important game between the Pittsburgh Metallic Laborers against the Baltimore Large Dark Scavenging Birds in week 12. The Cleveland Color of Mud has a bye that week. The Buffalo Invoices tangle with the New York Flying-People-Carriers that week as well.