"Poetry Contest Finals" joke
The National Poetry Contest was down to two finalists, a Harvard graduate and a redneck.
The contest rules allowed each of them a maximum of two minutes to compose a four line poem containing the word Timbuktu.
The Harvard graduate was the first to recite his:
"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild. It didn't seem possible that the redneck would be able to top that. Finally, with a few seconds left, the redneck jumped up and was ready to recite his poem:
"Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three and we was two,
I bucked one and Timbuktu."
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
2. Checkmate.
3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Wrasslin's fake.
2. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
3. We're vegetarians.
4. Do you think my gut is too big?
5. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
6. Honey, we don't need more...
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AND AT THAT KNOW IT WAS A WOMAN???
THATS BECAUSE HER MOUTH WAS OPEN!!!
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The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family, well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Tennessee A & more...