"Pluto demoted to dwarf status" joke

So now it's Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Pluto.
I don't think of it as a demotion at all. At least the dwarves have speaking roles.


PS As far as the actual debate goes on whether Pluto is still technically a planet, perhaps some thought should be given to the generations of children that, if Pluto is NOT a planet, will be wondering what My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine of.

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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*Stupid Bus*

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

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Your momma so stupid

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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