"Pluto Downgraded to "Dwarf Planet"" joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green