"Plug it in" joke
There was a man watching T.V. & he saw 3 commercials The first one said Yes! Yes! Yes! The second one said Forks & Knives! Forks & Knives! And the third one said Plug it in, Plug it in. Next the cops came and asked him if he had seen a girl that had been killed and if he killed her and, he said Yes! Yes! Yes! The cops asked him what he had killed her with and he said forks and knives! Forks and Knives! And the cops said that's it your'e getting the electric chair. And the guy said plug it in, plug it in.
A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed