"Plug it in" joke

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There was a man watching T.V. & he saw 3 commercials The first one said Yes! Yes! Yes! The second one said Forks & Knives! Forks & Knives! And the third one said Plug it in, Plug it in. Next the cops came and asked him if he had seen a girl that had been killed and if he killed her and, he said Yes! Yes! Yes! The cops asked him what he had killed her with and he said forks and knives! Forks and Knives! And the cops said that's it your'e getting the electric chair. And the guy said plug it in, plug it in.

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heather anne:you said it wrong but that is the gist of it
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alexis :thats freakin funny
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Anonym:LOL!!
Funny Joke? 13 vote(s). 62% are positive. 4 comment(s).