"Plane Crash" joke

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Trinidad.
Trinidad and Tobago Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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jose:Your hairline is so bad it looks like jay z is upper lip
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