"Plane Crash" joke
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Trinidad.
Trinidad and Tobago Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.