"Phony Names" joke

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Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Anne Chovy
Art E. Choke
Bud Wiser
Frank Furter
Chuck Waggon
Jim Shoo
Sandy Beach
Polly Gon
Ben Gay
Liz Onya
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Barb DeWyre

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