"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
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