"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.