"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant more...