"Phony Names" joke

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Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Anne Chovy
Art E. Choke
Bud Wiser
Frank Furter
Chuck Waggon
Jim Shoo
Sandy Beach
Polly Gon
Ben Gay
Liz Onya
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Barb DeWyre

Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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