"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
- Dave George