"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...