"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Anne Chovy
Art E. Choke
Bud Wiser
Frank Furter
Chuck Waggon
Jim Shoo
Sandy Beach
Polly Gon
Ben Gay
Liz Onya
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Barb DeWyre
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...