"Phony Names" joke
Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
(source: "Book of Lists 2")
Art E. Choke
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, more...
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?