"Pharmacy/penguin" joke

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A penguin walked into a pharmacy and asked for some fish. The pharmacist explained that being a pharmacy they did not sell fish. The pharmasist said there was a shop down the road that sold fish. 15 minuets later the penguin came back and asked for some fish. The pharmacist said that if he came back again that she would nail his beak to the counter. Then the penguin asked if they had any nails. The pharmacist said "no". "Well in that case, have you got any fish!

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