"Pedro" joke

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Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my
life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one!"

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