"Pass the Exam" joke
A pretty young college student visited her professor's office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt before him. " I would do anything to pass this exam," she said.
Leaning closer, she whispered seductively, "I mean, anything."
He looked down at her and said,"anything?"
"Anything" she replied again.
His Voice softenend. "Anything," he repeated.
She smiled, and again said, "anything."
His voice turned into a whisper. "Would....You... Study???"
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. more...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?