"Pass Me" joke

They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During dinner the Chinese said to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Sugar." Proudly she did while the other wives looked enviously. Later, the Portuguese said to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey." She too was proud of the gesture. Trying to out do the other men, the Hawaiian thought for a moment and suddenly looked to his wife and said, "Pass the Kalua, Pig."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on a desert. While they were walking, the Portuguese guy found a car door. He decided to drag it around for shade when they needed it. So one day the Hawaiian guy complained, "It's hot!" The more...

OK, You're a woman, walking home alone. You suddenly notice you are being followed by a black man. What steps would you take?

Fucking long ones!

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

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