"Panda In A Restaurant" joke

A panda enters a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As he stands up to go, the manager yells, "Hey! Where do you think you're going? You just shot my waiter and you haven't paid for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens the dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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