"Overly-Endowed" joke
A young man was so overly-endowed that it was bothering his knees, so a group of doctors decided to operate in an attempt to rectify the problem.
"Let's just take a large chunk off the end," suggested the first doctor. After discussing it, they decided that doing so would affect the man's sensitivity.
"Why don't we just take a large hunk out of the middle," the second doctor said. They discussed that prospect and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
"Then let's just remove a big hunk from the base of it," suggested the third doctor. That, they all decided, would cause erection problems.
Hearing sniffling, the doctors turned and saw that the nurse assisting them had tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Couldn't we just make his legs longer?" she cried.
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