"Out of Fuel" joke

PILOT: “Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. ”
TOWER: “Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!! ”
PILOT: “Uh…tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is. ”

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