"Ostrich" joke
A man and an ostrich went into a bar. The man ordered a beer and the ostrich said, “I’ll have one too. ” The bartender said, “That’ll be $2. 50. ” The man put his hand in his pocket, came out with exact amount. The next day they came in again, the man ordered beer, the ostrich said, “Me too. ” The bartender said, ”That’ll be $2. 50. ” The man put his hand in his pocket and came out with exact amount and walked out. The next day they’re in yet again. The man said I’ll have a scotch. The ostrich said, “Me too. ” The bartender said, “That’ll be $8. 50. ” The man put his hand in his pocket, and out came the exact amount. The bartender asked, “How do you do that? Every time it’s the exact amount. ” The man said, “I found a bottle on the beach and a genie came out and said I could have what a wanted, so I told him I wished for all I could drink and have the right amount to pay for it. ” The bartender said, “Yeah, but what about the ostrich? ” “Oh, ” replied the man, “I also asked for a chick with long legs. ”
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