"Ono’s driver accused of trying to extort $2 mil" joke

A chauffeur for Yoko Ono has been arrested for trying to extort $2 million from her by threatening to circulate embarrassing photos, according to police.

I guess he hadn't seen this album cover or he would have realized it was useless to try to embarrass her with photographs.

Next thing you know someone's going to blackmail her by threatening to circulate atonal, horrible sounding, avant-garde recordings.

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