"Only One Complaint" joke
After examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, "You're in remarkable shape for a man your age."
"Yes, I know," said the old gentleman. "I have only one complaint. My sex drive is too high. Is there anything you can do for that, Doc?"
"Your what?!" gasped the doctor.
"My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to have you lower it if you can."
"Lower it?!" the doctor exclaimed, still unable to believe what the seventy-five year old gentleman was saying. "Just what do you consider 'high'?"
"These days it seems like it's all in my head, Doc," said the old man, "and I'd like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you can."
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