"One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norr..." joke
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!