"On your skateboard" joke
Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said,
'You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport chosen accordingly'
Saint Peter looked at Dave.
'You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Skoda.'
Next Saint Peter looked at John.
'You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this you will forever travel through heaven in a Lada station wagon.'
Saint Peter finally looked at Sam.
'You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.'
A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.
'What's wrong Sam?' they asked. 'You got the Ferrari. You're set forever. Why so down?'
Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried,
'I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.'
A boy and a girl were walking from school one day and the boy says "
I have a skateboard skateboards are for boys only"
hearing this the girl asked her mum for a skateboard.So the next day they were walking home and the girl shows the boy her skate board. more...