"On the Rainbow" joke

Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," taste the rainbow."

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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