"On a mountain" joke

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started clapping...

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The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
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One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio more...

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