"On a mountain" joke

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started clapping...

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Swagasorous:Bruh I would've got do pissed
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sheep:your hairline went to hell
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Lil j:Your hairline is like a ghost sometimes you see it sometimes you don't but when you do it's hella scary
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Lil j:Your hair line reminds me of ghost rider
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majesty:your hair line said turn down for what
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janice:lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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frank:that was a joke?
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