"Occupations" joke
The teacher was asking her grade school students what their parents did for a living. "Ricky, you can be first. Tell us what your mother does all day."
"My mother is a doctor," Ricky proudly said.
"That's wonderful, Ricky. How about you, Susie?" the teacher asked.
Susie stood up and told the class that her father was a mailman.
"Thank you, Susie," said the teacher. "Now you, Billy. What does your father do?"
Standing up, Billy proudly announced, "My father drinks, murders people and steals their money."
Aghast at his comments, the teacher changed the subject and decided to pay a visit to Billy's house later in the day. When she arrived at his house and rang the doorbell, his father answered the door. She explained to him what Billy had said and asked if there might be a logical explanation for it.
"Actually, I'm an attorney, but how do I explain a thing like that to a seven year old?" the father replied.
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