"Obsession With Sex" joke

Hot 4 years ago

A man visits a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex. Can you help me?"
The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First, the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it.
"OH MY! Four people having sex!" exclaims the man.
Next, the doctor draws a circle. The man gasps and says, "One man having sex."
The doctor then draws a triangle. The man looks at the drawing and says, "Two women and one man having sex."
The doctor puts the drawings away and says, "I agree. You do seem to have an obsession with sex."
"ME??? YOU'RE the one who's drawing all the dirty pictures!" the man replies.

A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, "Father during the week I said the F-word."
The priest says, "Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary's and your sins will be more...

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 4 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).