"Obama Daughters Love WNBA" joke

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Barack Obama has said that his daughters are inspired by the WNBA. The only thing the WNBA inspires us to do is change the channel.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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