"Nutrition and Health" joke

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The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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bobby:yo hairlinne so bad they don't man that bad that sy thay persons hairline
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Haitai:American isnt a language u idiot.. in that case you speak portuguese or spanish? were F@#$ up cause we speak ENGLISH & PERIOD
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GuyFromDownTheRoad:canadian is a better language
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crazy_driver_78:Thank god I speak American.
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