"Nutrition Class" joke

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Conducting a class in nutrition, the teacher asked her students if they could name the four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny began to wave his hand frantically. "I know, I know," he called out.
Although apprehensive, since no one ever knew what little Johnny was going to come out with, the teacher called on him.
Little Johnny proudly stood up and said, "It's fresh, it's nutritious, it's always served at room temperature and, best of all, it comes in an awesome container!"

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