"Nudist Colony" joke
An elderly gentleman is walking down the road, and notices a nudist resort has opened recently. He ponders for a bit and thinks, "What the heck, I am old now, I have nothing to hide. I think I'll go check it out." He walks into the reception area where he is greeted by a beautiful blonde woman who is stark naked. He thinks to himself that this place has some definite posibilities.
Receptionist, "May I help you?"
Old man, "Yes, you can. I am thinking of joining. Is there any way I can go in and have a look around?"
Receptionist, "Sure you can. We allow potential nudists to go in for 2 hours and see if it is the life for them, but you have to leave your clothes here."
"Great," says the old man, and hands over his clothes and enters the resort.
He walks around for a few moments, puffing on a cigar, and realizes he is getting tired of walking and also notices he is aroused for the first time in a long time. Spotting a bench just down the path he heads for it and sits down. He is sitting there for about 5 minutes when a beautiful red head comes up says, "Hi," and proceeds to give him the best blowjob of his life. After the old guy calms down a bit he says to himself, "Yup, this is the place for me," and gets up to head to the reception to sign up as a member. On the way there he drops his cigar, and as he bends down to pick it up, a man comes up behind him and has his way with the very shocked old man.
The old man arrives at the reception area and is a little upset to say the least.
Receptionist, "Well sir, will you be joiing our little community?"
Old man, "No damn way am I joining!"
"Why is that sir?" the receptionist asks.
The old man replies, "Well, let me tell you, missy, I am getting on in years and I don't get aroused very often any more, BUT I DROP MY CIGAR 10 TIMES A DAY!"
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