"Nowlan's Theory: He who" joke

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Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.
'How did you het so rich?' the Belgian asked.
'I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.'
'How do you go about shooting bears?'
'It's very simple. more...

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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