"Nowlan's Theory: He who" joke

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Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

One day a little girl was watching her mom make a great roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the great roasting pan. The little girl asked her mom why she cut off the ends of the roast. Mom replied, after some thought, that it was the more...

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