"Nowlan's Theory: He who" joke

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Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a ironing board?
Its hard to open an ironing boards legs

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

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