"Novel Ways to Relieve Stress" joke

Jam minature marshmallows up your nose -- and try to sneeze them out.

Use you MasterCard -- to pay your Visa bill.

Pop some popcorn -- without putting the lid on.

When someone says,' 'Have a nice day'' -- tell them you have other plans.

During your next meeting -- sneeze and the loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.

Find out what a frog in a blender -- really looks like.

Make a list of things -- you have already done.

Dance naked -- in front of your pets.

Put your child's clothes on backwards -- and send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.

Thumb through the National Geographic -- and draw underwear on the Natives.

Go shopping and buy everything you want -- sweat in them and return them the next day.

Drive to work -- in reverse.

Read the dictionary backwards -- and look for subliminal messages.

Start a nasty rumor -- and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

Bill your doctor -- for the time you spent in his waiting room.

Get a box of condoms -- wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.