"Notty nurse playing golf" joke

Woman golfer lines up on the first tee. Slices it badly and she hears a guy wailing pitifully off by the side of the tee and when she looks at him in horror he's doubled over with his hands tightly clenched together over his crotch.
She dashes over, apologizing profusely. "I'm so sorry," she says, "it's OK, I'm a nurse. I know what to do."
She gently undoes the mans fly (who converts his wailing to a whimper) and begins to stroke his todger.
"There, there." she says, "Does that feel better?"
The guy's eyes are still watering but he says, "Sure, but shit... my thumb's still killing me!"

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