"Not even ESPN watches the WNBA" joke

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Believe or not the WNBA is celebrating it's 10 year anniversary this year. In honor of that, ESPN is asking it's readers to help them decide which is the best WNBA team of all because, apparently, they haven't been watching it either.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love wanted to persevere more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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