"Nostalgia isn't what it used" joke

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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