"No Smoking Here" joke
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.
The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."
A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."
The owner quietly replies: "Irrelevant, sir, we also sell condoms here!"
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