"No, I Didn't Cause Global Warming" joke

In the news today, scientists noted a rise in the temperature of the band of ocean water called El Nino of several degrees and expect this means 2007 will be hotter than 2006. Skiers have responded to climate change by proposing erecting an man-made reef off the coast of Maine to be composed entirely of skis. Sharks are also expected to gather there for the human sacrifice of one skier each day until snow returns to the slopes.

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