"Newfie Discovers Himself" joke

A Newfie man goes out on the town, stops in at a bar. He spots a gorgeous looking blonde and trys to pick her up.
The blonde says "sorry, I'm not that way inclined" and points to a gorgeous looking brunnette sitting across from her at the bar. The blonde goes on to tell the Newfie all the lovely sexual things she would like to do with the Brunette.
At this point the Newfie starts to cry and the blonde asks "what's wrong with you?". The Newfie responds "I think I just found out I'm a Lesbian too!"

There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfie. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.
Their choices were: lethal more...

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A English man, a french man and a newfie are all constructions workers.
One day at lunch time English man opens his lunch box and finds a peanut
butter sandwich and say "if my wife makes me one more peanut butter
sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building and more...

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A guy took his Newfie girlfriend to her very first football game. After the game, he asked her how she enjoyed it.
"I did enjoy it, but I still can't understand why they were trying to kill each other for 25 cents."
"What are you talking about?" he more...

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A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord.

The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down more...

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Well, a stranger walks into a Nova Scotia bar and says to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a great Newfie joke?"
The bartender snarls, stands up straight exposing his arms he uses for bouncing obstreperous customers and says, "Wait a minute. I'm a more...

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