"New Pitching Machine" joke

At least our team is trying to win a game. Coach went out and set up our new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat us 4-1.

Did you hear the sad news? Our team is so bad that our shortstop tried to kill herself yesterday by jumping in front of a car. Luckily in went right through her legs like everything else.

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