"New Bra" joke
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.
Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
"Before I kill you, I more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.