"New Bra" joke
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?