"New Bra" joke

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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?

Went to a bulimic birthday party today. I saw a cake pop out of a girl.

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