"New Bra" joke

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor said,' We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.'

The couples agreed and came more...

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

So, who does this remind you of? . ... (men, hint: if you answer anyone we know you are wrong....)

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1. You are a Bitch.

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A worried father confronted his daughter one night.' I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it.'

'Oh no, Daddy,' the daughter replied,' Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness more...

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