"New Bra" joke

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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

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