"New Bra" joke

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor said,' We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.'

The couples agreed and came more...

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