"New Bra" joke
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my Sister
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."