"New Bra" joke

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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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