"New Bra" joke

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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

I wanted to get a dog for my son. But the pet shop doesn't do swaps.

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