"Never tell a lie unless it is" joke

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Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in more...

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