"Never tell a lie unless it is" joke

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Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

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