"Nasty fun on the telephone" joke

A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before.
Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned by some geeky guy (I think a cop) sitting across from him. The phone rings and Danny answers...
Danny: "Hello"
Caller: "Is Debbie there"
Danny: "Debbie? Who's this?"
Caller: "Ralph"
Danny: "Ralph, Debbie's here but can't talk to you right now 'cause she's got my dick in her mouth! Want me to have here call you back when she's done?"
Caller: hangs up
Danny (to the geeky cop who's eyeballs are popping out): "I love wrong numbers!"

Ralph, feeling very ill, goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to
the hospital to undergo tests.
After the lengthy exam, he wakes up hungry and quite groggy. Ralph looks about,
noticing that he is now in a private room at the hospital. Just then the more...

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Ralph and his friend were driving through town when they came to a red light. Cruising right through the red light, Ralph's friend expressed concern. "Don't worry," Ralph said. "My brother George does it all the time and he never gets more...

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Ralph is driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's
his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a more...

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