"Nan please" joke

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- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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