"Nan please" joke

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- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

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