"Nan please" joke

by andy

- He looks stoned
- Nan please, he has down syndrome

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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