"NYC cops sorry for pounding elderly couple's door 50 times" joke

New York- Cheesecake in hand, the police commissioner personally apologized Friday for the 50 or so mistaken, door-pounding visits that police have made to the home of a bewildered elderly Brooklyn couple in the past eight years.
"We are glad that the NYPD has fixed the problem." The couple said after the visit. "We just hope that we can get back to our lives and the things that we love." Among them, the couple said, were, "playing with their grandchildren, knitting, and producing crystal meth."

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