"NASA Workers" joke

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all working for NASA, were discussing where to go on their next expedition.
"Let's go to the Moon," the brunette suggested.
"No. Let's go to Mars," said the redhead.
The brunette and redhead sat there arguing until the blonde finally yelled, "Stop arguing you two! I know where we should go on our next trip. Let's go to the Sun!"
The redhead and brunette looked at each other and began laughing. "We can't go to the Sun," exclaimed the brunette. "We would melt or burn up before we even got close!"
"Duh! Not if we go at night!" replied the blonde.

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She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune.
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
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"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
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shaky:eh no affence or nutn if da blond was dat dumb y wud she b workn at NASA haha!!!
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