"My ex-wife's parents told her she" joke
My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?