"My ex-wife's parents told her she" joke

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My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man more...

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