"My ex-wife's parents told her she" joke

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My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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