"My Resignation" joke
ONE MAD MAN TO THE OTHER: TOMORROW I WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA
OTHER MAD MAN: YES, ONLY IF I GIVE MY RESIGNATION
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He sits motionless, staring
like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big guy breezes into the bar, steps next to him, reaches over, takes the drink from this
poor guy, and just drinks it all more...