"Mustang Convertible" joke

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A man was stopped at a red light when a fantastic looking blonde pulled up beside him in a really hot Mustang convertible. Trying to start a conversation, the man asked, "Hey,... how many horses you got under the hood?" The blonde looked at the man bewildered, and replied, "Well,... there's one on the left side, one on the right side,... and oh yeah, there's one on the front of the car. I guess there's only three."

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