"Mr. Kotter's uncle" joke
This was taken from an episode of "Welcome back, Kotter". Its not verbatim.
Mr. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? Well, he wasn't really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. So she bought him a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and a rifle, and told him: "Now go out into the woods and shoot some game."
So he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes steps a beautiful girl, wearing a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and carrying a rifle. So he asked her: "Are you game?"
She said "Sure."
So he shot her.
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