"Moses the Parrot" joke

A robber was robbing a house and he got this big bag full of loot when all of the sudden he hears this voice "Jesus is watching you" so he thinks nothing of it and keeps going and he hears it again "Jesus is watching you" so he asks "who is saying that?" He replies "Moses the parrot in the corner" the robber then asks "What nut would name his parrot Moses?" The parrot replies "The same Nut that would name his Rottweiler Jesus." And the robber runs out real fast!

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