"Mind Reader" joke
It was a very hot day and a man desperately wanted to take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but what did it matter? He was all alone. So, he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket which he found lying on the beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then, one of the ladies began talking with him. "You know, I have a special gift," she said. "I can read minds."
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man sharply said, "Well, lady, I seriously doubt you can read mine."
"You're so wrong," the lady replied, "because I know that you *think* the bucket you're holding has a bottom in it."
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